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Greed Demotivational Poster


THE BOX MOVIE -


TAGS: red b***on money greed
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - November 1, 2013, 10:12 pm
you can only press it once. then you will receive your money and it will be sent to someone else
demon001 - November 1, 2013, 8:46 pm
Gimmee that d*** b***on, I have a list... Boy, do I have a list!!
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 2:33 pm
thank you
Sho - February 29, 2012, 6:58 pm
Nice thinking
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 5:54 pm
i'd destroy it
carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:37 pm
(carebear BANNED)
forseti - February 29, 2012, 9:06 am
I wouldn't push it. But perhaps I would have the chance to kill the ***k who asks me and get the money.
Derek - February 28, 2012, 11:41 pm
Ideally, pushing it kills you. Then you are buried with the money. Justice.
laughingatstupidity - February 28, 2012, 10:47 pm
Obviously i would press the b***on. not for the money but because what if i dont press the b***on and the person i would have killed presses it and i died instead? naw im joking its for the money
Sho - February 28, 2012, 9:58 pm
In the movie, the black box with the b***on has no cord, no mechanism, nothing. just the b***on
GaryO - February 28, 2012, 9:51 pm
Never saw the movie, but I think I’d just cut that little cord there…….
Greeny - February 28, 2012, 9:09 pm
It's a no-brainer; they're going to die anyway
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:40 pm

"the box"...good movie. the basis being this is a test for all mankind.
RonE - February 28, 2012, 6:09 pm
since I don't really give a flip about humans.. I'd push it and ask if I could have another to push, keep the money, and just keep bringing them.
Sho - February 28, 2012, 5:03 pm
Do it, and you will have someone's death on ur conscience.
mariand - February 28, 2012, 3:54 pm
if you don't do it, someone else will do it... and this thought can suppress conscience for some people, especialy at poors.
gas - February 28, 2012, 2:51 pm
not sure if greed.. or survival instinct xD. 5L


GREED - There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed.


TAGS: greed capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.3/5

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Claire - December 20, 2010, 11:10 pm
What's up Monkey-Boy!
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:10 pm
hi Claire!
Claire - December 20, 2010, 11:07 pm
daimuldoon- take it to politifake. We don't need your prejudices.
lhobbes6 - December 20, 2010, 9:50 pm
actually Americas put more money in africa than any other country too bad theyre too lazy to help
daimuldoon - December 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
Yeah thats america for you
Hawamleh - December 19, 2010, 7:48 pm
A great one ( 5 lions btw) but i think the best one is lazy :D
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 6:08 pm
well thank you Master Cranky
crankyhead - December 19, 2010, 5:05 pm
this one's the best of the bunch sunny =)


HUMANITY -


TAGS: good deed punished greed hammy
Rating: 4.2/5

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Hawamleh - December 7, 2010, 6:54 am
I love it too, it just says so much
CANADA - December 6, 2010, 11:21 pm
I love that picture its my desktop


IF I HAD A DOLLAR NO TWO -


TAGS: greed calendar vegas never more
Rating: 4.87/5

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mariand - January 12, 2012, 6:02 pm
from my point of view, this is amsome...


KA-CHING - The other true reason for the Christmas season.




A FIST FULL OF DOLLARS -




HUMANITY -


TAGS: greedy world this is calendar
Rating: 4.55/5

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jedimonk - June 8, 2012, 4:09 pm
silly religous types! Its all about perspective; Karma says that dude probably ra**d and murdered some chick in a past life and this is his payment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 3:07 pm
It’s around the time when someone realizes that affording a sandwich is more important than the 150” plasma screen TV. Don’t think too many realize that yet. They will though. 5L!


TO GET HER -


TAGS: women diamonds greed relationship blah
Rating: 4.9/5

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rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:17 am

works in reverse as well.....think about it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2010, 11:13 am
This actually looks like the ring you gave her....Now I feel bad for stealing it from her and pawning it for beer money (6 pack)
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:27 am
Well I Get It But, I Seriously Dont See Any Relation To Me :) olo
curzondax12 - September 27, 2010, 4:08 am
Took me a minute to get it, but it caught up to me. Nice. Yes i'm a moron.
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:10 pm

this is great.
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:07 pm
Nicely played
forseti - September 26, 2010, 4:28 pm
5 lifetimes
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:22 pm
I'm so happy! "weeping"
agdaniele - September 26, 2010, 12:15 pm
Yes, TTH.... I accept.


A CHRISTMAS CAROL - Once a warning about losing the Christms spirit. Now one of the season's biggest cash cows. Which for many capitalists is still in the spirit of the season.


TAGS: scrooge christmas greed
Rating: 3.65/5

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rodangol - January 23, 2012, 1:03 am
no clue how this gets voted down, 5 lost christmas spirits


JUST....ONE MORE VERSION?... -


TAGS: steve jobs greed marketsaturation
Rating: 3.6/5

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MPsniper - October 10, 2011, 4:34 pm
he had a LIVER transplant.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
joke is, he made so many iphones, but never got surgery to fight the cancer
CloudchaserS - October 10, 2011, 10:26 am
Ack, dies = died
CloudchaserS - October 10, 2011, 10:25 am
He dies from pancreatic cancer. What's the joke?
caveman - October 10, 2011, 9:14 am
That's cruel, sadistic and plain old mean..... I like it 5L


Health Insurance -


TAGS: life health insurance money greed
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cannabal - October 10, 2013, 10:33 pm
Though that may be true, I'm sure you could appreciate supply and demand, and as well the fact that not everyone needs an MRI for every little physical problem they have. Plus, not sure if you know, people have to stand in line here in the US, too.
Cannabal - October 10, 2013, 10:31 pm
You're right, socialized medicine can't hold a syringe to the s'hitty pseudo-capitalist, for-profit, fascist pharmacracy in the US. Of course, I wouldn't give the Canadian medical establishment anymore credit than it deserves.
curlyrocks - October 10, 2013, 6:27 pm
Cannabal would never trash the Canadian health system, but I will. There are more MRI machines in NY to cater to Canadians than in all of Canada. I would never say get rid of the current system, but allowing a 2 tier system would be best for Canada.
Bolverk3778 - October 10, 2013, 6:06 pm
You act as though that's a bad thing, Please remember that very one working in the UK pays what is known as National Insurance to pay for the healthcare system plus it keeps it out of private hands which tend to bugger it up.
Cannabal - October 9, 2013, 7:08 pm
"O Canada/ we have socialized medicine!"
Reality Lord - October 9, 2013, 6:50 am

Ditto fron Canada.
Bolverk3778 - October 8, 2013, 3:37 pm
I thank GOD that the health system in the UK is not run by the insurance industry. I would not want my life hanging on the word of non medically trained Call Centre Operator who works for a HMO.


GREED -




POWER -




MOAR!!! - Kids are getting greedy these days.


TAGS: moar kids are getting greedy
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by 0DD

vivalavida - June 26, 2009, 5:59 pm
his fingernails are painted too....W T F
bookman - April 9, 2009, 11:29 am
Kids are getting really FAT these days too.
Eric - January 8, 2009, 1:46 am
Wanted a Wii and got a leapster instead, I would be pissed too.
Nasty N8 - January 5, 2009, 12:46 pm
He is screaming b/c he's mad. ALL he asked Santa for was a chocolate cake!!! ERRR!!!!


Sportsmanship -




OINK -


TAGS: hogs greed take runts despair
Rating: 4.27/5

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maoworks2 - June 8, 2012, 8:50 am
Good One.
maoworks2 - June 8, 2012, 8:49 am
Good One.


The Best Democracy Money Can Buy -


TAGS: democracy money greed america lies
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 26, 2014, 1:03 am
:) :)
Reality Lord - March 25, 2014, 4:00 pm

excellent series.


Keeping Up With The Kardashians -




Fortitude -




Hippocratic or Hypocrite? -


TAGS: prescription doctors hippocratic hypocrite greed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sweetpeasmilez

Iconoclast - October 20, 2013, 12:24 am
There is a reason (sales) why the drug companies have their sales reps (pushers) give the Doctors free dinners, shows, trips, etc. The Drs prescribe and the drug companies make $$$$$$.
falloutghoul - October 19, 2013, 9:28 am
Hippocrap.


Hamburgers -




THE LADDER TO SUCCESS -


TAGS: greed business too much work
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:52 pm
We all know my posters suck...I never claimed otherwise.
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 11:51 pm
Does anybody want to change their votes now that they know I used an outside reference source? Or would that be hypocritical in pretty much everyone's case?
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 11:49 pm
Maybe we need to look at a few of your posters Mooooooo? In all fairness it's good to give credit where credit is due, but if we all had to credit our sources the tags would have to be a page or two long.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:21 pm
I'd be happier if you weren't such a douche.....i was only trying to help!
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:19 pm
Are you taking direction from Veggie again?
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 11:17 pm
It has been brought to my attention (by an overzealous fellow member) that I neglected to credit the artist who originally wrote the lines above. Thanks NOFX for the inspiration. YA happy now!


BECAUSE - She buys me stuff.


TAGS: greed is love
Rating: 3.78/5

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Schultz1 - April 7, 2012, 1:18 am
My Oma. I love her.


silver bells revised -


TAGS: christmas avarice means greed silver bells
Rating: 3.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 3, 2013, 1:08 am
Yep, yep. And each year it gets worse.
Oldsod - December 2, 2013, 8:28 pm
I've got one in mind in much the same vein. It amazes me how "tidings of comfort and joy" has become "outta my way, dammit!"


BLACK FRIDAY - “There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune.... On such a full sea are we now afloat. And we must take the current when it serves, or lose our ventures.




LUCIUS CLAY - Was a greedy old man, and that's all there was to it.


TAGS: legend of wooley swamp charlie daniels band money greed
Rating: 2.57/5

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Jmac0585 - August 18, 2010, 10:31 am
Only took two years for someone to get it.
jackripper - August 18, 2010, 10:24 am
Nice Charlie Daniels referance.


Gold Digger -




Charity -


TAGS: giving charity loan selfish greed
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

mizzdizz - December 24, 2015, 10:31 am
Merry Christmas Push!
Pushkin - December 23, 2015, 11:33 pm
Well, thank you very much! And Merry Christmas.
mizzdizz - December 23, 2015, 1:39 pm
Well DONE, Push! 5 coffee cup salute!


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